Your Smart, Savvy Phone Sex Girls

What does intelligent phone sex mean to you? I’ve spent the last year and a half thinking about this, thinking about how it translates to SEO, and finally about how to communicate it in a way that it connects with the men (and occasional women) who are seeking it.

I think one of the things that sets the ladies on this site apart, both from the hordes of phone sex chicks and from one another, is that we’re renegades. For instance, I worked for two months at a well-known phone sex company. One of the first things they tried to teach us was to make small talk and delay the sexy stuff. Why on earth would I want to do that? If a guy is calling for a two-minute quickie, isn’t that what he should get? Won’t that make him more likely to call again than if I frustrate him by talking about the weather and the latest party I went to?

And we were supposed to pretend we were just girls at home on a chat line–that we weren’t getting paid. Like our callers were that stupid! I couldn’t get out of there fast enough, throw out every bit of training they gave me, and strike out on my own.

Then there was all the advice from other phone sex operators: “You are an actress, you have to play a lot of different roles!” I almost quit before I had started before I decided, “BS. I can’t act my way out of a paper bag. So I’m just going to be me.” And I did just fine.

Sometimes I look at the successful phone sex websites out there and get the kind of creepy feeling that they are all sort of “Stepford PSO’s” spawned by a small handful of large phone sex organizations who teach their ladies a carefully prescribed formula. Actually, this isn’t too far from the truth. (This is not to diss the lady who has made a fun and original character on Niteflirt as a perfect submissive Stepford Wife–and she rocks it!) Learn their formula, be successful.

Um, no. I’m afraid I have to do it my way, or not at all. Who you get when you call is me, as I am. I could probably be more successful if I could pretend to be different, but that’s where I’m smart–smart enough to be real! Miss June, Savanna, and Tala probably have similar stories of going their own way. Maybe this post will inspire them to talk about their own ideas about intelligent phone sex. Ladies?